When the Middle East couldn’t get more “vertical,” the United States put its bunker-buster boots on,…
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FDA Pulls Chocolates Off the Shelves in the US – Dairy-Free Label Found to Be as Trustworthy as Online Dating Bios
If you thought your “dairy-free” chocolates were your one reliable, comforting constant in a chaotic world,…
Israel Bombs Iran’s Newsroom During Live Broadcast—Anchor Flees as Missiles Interrupt State-Sponsored Reality Show
Iran’s state-run television has seen its fair share of drama over the decades — from revolutions…
Dassault Aviation CEO on Pakistan’s Claims: “Our Rafale Jets Don’t Crash, They Just Hurt Feelings at Supersonic Speed”
When Pakistan claimed it had downed three Indian Rafale jets during the high-tension standoff after the…
Operation Rising Lion: Israel Strikes Iran, Kills IRGC Chief Hossein Salami – World Leaders Wonder If WW3 Has Been Soft‑Launched
In the early hours of June 13, 2025, the Middle East braced as 200 Israeli fighter jets…
Los Angeles Protest: Protestors Arrested for Demanding Rights — LAPD Says ‘They Were Too Hopeful
In a city where people line up for oat milk lattes longer than for voting booths,…
Russia Offers Mediation Between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, Demands Starlink Shares Instead of Sanctions
In what feels like a crossover episode of Succession, Dr. Strangelove, and The Joe Rogan Experience,…
Iran US Nuclear Deal Rejected: Ayatollah Khamenei Asks Donald Trump, “If This Was Negotiated on ChatGPT or by a Real Diplomat”
In a development in the Iran US nuclear deal that surprised absolutely no one who has…
Putin Responds to Kyiv Drone Attack Like a DJ: Dropped 400 Beats and a Few Cruise Missiles
In a move that can only be described as the international equivalent of throwing a Molotov…