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Nvidia Overtakes Microsoft to Become the Most Valuable Company, Bill Gates Seen Googling ‘Can I Return My Microsoft Shares?’
In a plot twist worthy of a Nolan film and a Bloomberg ticker tape, Nvidia has…
Narayana Murthy’s 18-Month-Old Grandson Gets ₹6.5 Cr Infosys Dividend — Indian Startups Still Waiting for Series A
In the latest twist in India’s startup-adjacent satire, Ekagrah Rohan Murty, Narayana Murthy’s 18 months old…
Nvidia Builds Chips, She Builds Cheeks—OnlyFans Revenue Hits $1.8B with $37M Per Employee and Zero Silicon Shortage
Forget AI, forget blockchain, forget your Ivy League MBA trying to decode market trends — the…
Faith vs Finance: Radico Khaitan’s Trikal in Dharmasankat After Saints Spot Saffron in Scotch — Shareholders Ask, ‘Baba, Sell or Hold?’
In what was meant to be a smooth launch of an even smoother whisky, Radico Khaitan’s…
Twitter Outage Breaks Internet — ‘Is X Down?’ Becomes Humanity’s Top Question
The Day the Tweets Went Silent On May 24, 2025, users worldwide experienced a significant disruption…
Apple Share Price Shaken by Donald Trump Tariff Threat — Foxconn’s Indian iPhone Factory Sends ‘LOL’ Memo Back to Cupertino
In case you missed the first episode: Last week, Donald Trump sent Tim Cook a passive-aggressive…
Supreme Court Hammers Vodafone Idea’s AGR Relief Plea Harder Than the Stock Market Did
Vodafone Idea’s Bad Day Just Got Worse. The Supreme Court of India dismissed Vodafone Idea’s plea…
Apple Reviews Trump’s Warning Over India Plants, Tim Cook Asks Siri How to Politely Say ‘LOL’
Just when things were going smoothly between Apple and India, U.S. President and part-time Twitter substitute…
7,000 Microsoft Employees Laid Off, Satya Nadella Thanks Them with a Free Copilot Subscription as Parting Gift
In what tech insiders are now calling the most well-mannered corporate breakup of 2025, Microsoft has…